2 Rum and Cokes

I'm a lightweight at best.

10:16 PM
me: MARVIN. Lady Gaga has a great ass.
I want french fries.
Tzatziki.
And ranch
PIckles.
Big macs.
Spicey Chikn Sammmich.
10:17 PM
me: Grape juice.
There's an app for that.
Grape juice app.
DENNY;S
There's an app for that.
10:18 PM
Alkaline trio is so gay.
Cheetos.
10:19 PM
OMG. JOHN TRAVOLTA LOOKS SO WEIRD NOW.
White Castles.
10:21 PM
I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
10:22 PM
Marvin, do you remember in grade school, when someone would barf.. they had those woodchips?
What IS THAT?
Brett Favre loves Wranglers. And probably Nascar.
10:23 PM
Are you doing sexes with ladies?